Fucked Up Dino Teeth
literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

EGGS

EGGS

And Jesus passed around the fake plastic grass and said “This is my hair, try not to get it all over the place.”

KMFDM - Rubicon
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bogleech:

slime-minister:

I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.
Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.

oh my god

The person who wrote this, Michael Rosen, is children’s literature author who is probably most famous for making videos of himself reciting poems he wrote (there was a YTP fad around them at one point), He’s pretty goofy, so it’s not too surprising he wrote something this wonderfully bizarre.

bogleech:

slime-minister:

I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;
'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.

Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.

oh my god

The person who wrote this, Michael Rosen, is children’s literature author who is probably most famous for making videos of himself reciting poems he wrote (there was a YTP fad around them at one point), He’s pretty goofy, so it’s not too surprising he wrote something this wonderfully bizarre.

Nematode faces

bogleech:

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Yo some nematode worms have chemical sensors where other animals might have eyes and sometimes they look like dizzy cartoon swirl eyes

Romantis Eyes

Romantis Eyes

bogleech:

I wish these existed. Why can’t I have one instead of a kitchen and subsist on just whatever that is they dispense

bogleech:

I wish these existed. Why can’t I have one instead of a kitchen and subsist on just whatever that is they dispense

briandefferding:

"Octohandy" - Sculpture by Richard A. Moore III.
http://www.richardamoore3.com/

beinArt Collective: http://beinart.org/
— with Richard A. Moore III.

dogmilker:

DEAD GRANDMA HAS WEIRD WEIGHT LOSS SECRET (DOCTORS HATE HER)(SHE IS FULL OF SCAVENGING ANIMALS AND IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN)