Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE
I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3
Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.
Welcome back to 2003.
The highly dangerous Tootly Fuck-Pie, a gargantuan beast of the Eastern Wastes. It speaks only in occult symbols, a language that bewilders the cottage folk.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
"Easy like Sunday morning" actually implies the breakup was a huge pain in the ass because it involved getting up at 6am on a weekend, dressing up in the nicest clean clothes you can find, going to a place you don’t actually like, and then alternating between sitting and standing for two to three hours except when you get up and scooch past other people to get your mom a book or a paper fan. But at least it ended with pastries and coffee.
MonstersMetal Max Returns (1995)Developer(s): Data East, Crea-Tech
Oh man the rafflesia with all the cybernetic tentacles
And the transparent blood-filled bird tapir thing
Blephacerid larvae. #entomology #bugs #diptera
Oh my god look at this larval midge with octopus-like suckers on its underside.
The things down its sides aren’t even legs or derived from legs they’re just sensory probably
The technical term for the suckers is apparently “creeping welts,” as in welts for creeping.
Speaking of Deviantart trolls-or-are-they horror did you guys know there are multiple accounts there devoted entirely to stealing photos of pregnant women and overlaying text indicating that their distended stomachs are the result of engulfing and digesting children?
Look at this one. Look at the story someone added to some poor woman’s photo. A story about how she fell down the stairs and accidentally swallowed her teenage son on the way down.
Deities And Demigods - Advanced Dungeons and Dragons (1980)
Art by Erol Otus
Fun fact: this is supposed to be a depiction of Shub-Niggurath, but the description that goes with it (along with the general look of the drawing) more resembles the Clark Ashton Smith deity Abhoth.
Maybe there was a mixup/rights issue?
better stock up
sorry, i’m gender fluid expensive
high grade gender fluid