Fucked Up Dino Teeth

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birdologist:

I just want everyone to look at this wonderful thing I found the other day: Harry Potter as written by Ayn Rand

bogleech replied to your photo “Mummy Skeleton, do you take Jack-o-Lantern Skeleton to be your…”

Where’d you find these wonderful skeltons

Fred Meyer’s. The one closest to my house is pretty lacking in Halloween stuff right now, they have a shitload of candy for sale at least but hardly any decorations or stuff for costumes. I was lucky to find these two.

Today in the Halloween monster reviewing marathon:

bogleech:

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All the enemies from BAROQUE.

"Mummy Skeleton, do you take Jack-o-Lantern Skeleton to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do!"

"And do you, Jack-o-Lantern Skeleton, take Mummy Skeleton to be your lawfully wedded spouse?"

"I do!"

"I now pronounce you Mummy and Wife. You may now kiss."

"Mummy Skeleton, do you take Jack-o-Lantern Skeleton to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do!"

"And do you, Jack-o-Lantern Skeleton, take Mummy Skeleton to be your lawfully wedded spouse?"

"I do!"

"I now pronounce you Mummy and Wife. You may now kiss."

Pet tanks are getting smaller every day. How do people expect an eyeball and a fish to live comfortably together in this tiny thing?

Pet tanks are getting smaller every day. How do people expect an eyeball and a fish to live comfortably together in this tiny thing?

Sorry if this offends somehow but i just noticed you resemble danny devito

bogleech:

I don’t want to meet the person who would be offended by that

Dramacklemore Murder

vhshopping:

so glad to finally get the Twiks Pean box set. love davie lunch movies!

vhshopping:

so glad to finally get the Twiks Pean box set. love davie lunch movies!

COOL WIZARDS

Wizard Battle is starting soon and I want to talk up some entries besides my own I really like.

Wickergon by godslush - My #1 favorite. Creative and wonderfully gross concept/backstory. The illustration is impressively done and evokes an appropriate combination of fear and pity.

Caramel and Mark by Barabones - Who doesn’t like cartoon skeletons?

Phil by Jason Martian - This one isn’t super creative, but the design and art style still feel really “right” to me.

Espina by lavacircuit - Creepy and surreal feel to this one. Really like the crotchbug and exposed leg column.

Morski Pjevać by Pavao Bukovčan - Also creepy and surreal. Not sure what else to say about this one, except that I love it.

Drubble by CaveMonster - Just for the hat, really.

Neeva by Marco Caradonna  - A grotesque, creepy mouth and a non-humanoid body are quick ways to my heart.

The Lich of Beloth by Wesley Johnson - \m/ METAL \m/

Iain the Incontinent (nsfw?) by Ugis Berzins - Bold. Also well-drawn and funny.

Twizela by Robin Carpenter - More \m/ METAL \m/, but with vibrant colors!

Eeriak by Lucas Farias - All wizards should have extensive collections of weird/gross things. This wizard being a beaked, one-eyed monster person is the cherry on top.

Wizard of Crows by Eugene Randolph Young - This wizard’s design is a bit difficult to parse. I swear I mean that in a good way!

There were some other cool wizards, but I liked these the best. Check them out!

bogleech:

toonshow:

a medical professional.

Bouncing repeatedly to piano music as he transfusionates

bogleech:

toonshow:

a medical professional.

Bouncing repeatedly to piano music as he transfusionates